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Conviction Constriction

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When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...
Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!
Conviction Constriction by Nickyp August 6, 2014
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Conviction Constriction

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When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...
Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!
Conviction Constriction by Nickyp August 6, 2014
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Conviction Constriction • Conspiction • conviction • Cleveland Conviction • Rising Conviction • Unavoidable conviction • Fallacy of Exhaustive Conviction • Convection • convection oven • Coinviction

Conspiction 

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a cross between constipated and conspicuous - someone conspicuously constipated aka full of shit
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