Contence

A state of being extremely content.

Yo, bro! You are content?

I am way contence.

Contence by zNeko May 9, 2018

Double ender contender

A two way device used for sexual reasons

Joey & Chubb love their double ender contender

Double ender contender by BZDS PG July 5, 2010

yolo contendere 

Basically a "no contest" plea, but you're not guilty because YOLO!!!

In court, a plea of "Nolo contendere" means that you admit the prosecution has enough evidence to convict you, but don't admit guilt. "YOLO contendere" is similar, except you have the excuse that you did it because YOLO! and should thus be set free.

Judge: You are charged with driving a stolen BMW into a hotel swimming pool while high on narcotics. How does the defendant plead?

Millennial: "I plead YOLO contendere. It was wicked fun."

yolo contendere by UnoriginalHandleWTF April 15, 2020

Contancer

Contagious cancer.

Get away from me, you have contancer.

Contancer by Mini vans are cool June 12, 2017

contentenacle

a content jellyfish

A jellyfish just swam through a twelve year old girl's legs, in doing this it stung both of her legs; it was contentenacle

contentenacle by Ginny Contentenacle January 7, 2013

Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier 

some setup is nessassary, first rig some strobe lights and a high powered radio with hard core rock to a clapper system. then stitch a pillow case from a confederate flag with drawstring on one end. you will need drumsticks as well. when fuckin a chick in the ass, quickly as possible you want to put the confederate pillow case on girls head, pull drawstring tight, clap, and drum on the girls head with the drumsticks, the light, music, and impact of the drumsticks should put her in epileptic shock and put her into siezures. having her anus clamp on your penis while you finish.

i came like crazy when i pulled a Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier on her ass!!!!

Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier by Nicdizzle November 29, 2006

asbo contenders 

An individual who seems to be wanting to recieve/ Is in contention to recieve an Anti Social Behavioural Order (ASBO)

A youth who is seen commiting an Anti Social act such as Riding his/ her mini motorbike or spitting in the street.

asbo contenders by fishthatwalks September 1, 2005