Conjured

- Whitewater kayaking term, to have something bad happen, To get beat down, violated, have a bad time, get your shit rocked. But applicable to pretty much anything bad happening.

- To be trapped in a relationship that robs you of your earthly passions, hobby’s and friends.

“I got conjured in Crunch today and swam out of that demented hole on river left after the Boof”

“My friend is totally conjured by his girl, he isn’t even kayaking anymore.”

“I got conjured on my drive up to Squamish yesterday in Seattle traffic”

by Osama Ben McKenzie July 19, 2024

conjure up a rip

Eat, drink, and/or do something to produce the nastiest smelling fart imaginable

I ate some Brussel sprouts and drank some beer to conjure up a rip

by SureShot141 July 13, 2016

Conjure

cause (a spirit or ghost) to appear by means of a magic ritual

I cannot but conjure up the memories of the good old days.

by Mukembo April 23, 2018

Conjurer

A mage who summons and/or controlls plants and animals to do his/her bidding

The Conjurer used his powers to summon a Evil cow from the land where the cow king resides.

by WNxConjurer January 27, 2004

conjuregating

The gathering (congregating) of a large group in a small area who will then conjure up stories or even air hustle other individuals stories about their "bros."

The entire group was conjuregating in my work space, air hustling all of my conversations.

by Nuked September 26, 2012

Concured

1)The act of agreeing. Used typically by PC gamers.
2) Stating that something in true with no shadow of a doubt.

Person one: "Anna Kournikova is the best looking athlete of all time."
Person two: "I coucure" or "Concured"

by Will February 24, 2005

Conjuled

A collection of different substances gathered together in an unwanted place

The shower's blocked! The dirt and hair has conjuled at the bottom.

by Bernard Tiggles March 4, 2014