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Confidenent 

Someone who used to straddle the line between confident and cocky but has become so arrogant that they can no longer see the line.
Caitlin used to be confident but she has grown so conceited that she is now confidenent.
Confidenent by trjeter March 10, 2010
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solitaire confinement 

When you have no internet and all you can do all day long is play solitaire.
When Mom took away my network card, I was in solitaire confinement for a week.
solitaire confinement by KikiMiki January 12, 2008

confident tub 

A tubby person with great stature and confidence.
Henry Pope has quite the confident tub
confident tub by uGxFatal February 22, 2015

Confident Texter 

The act of being overly confident during times of texting and FB chatting, while when seeing the textee in person lacking any social skills at all.
Yeah this person said so much stuff to me when he/she texted me last night like "you are so beautiful we need hangout right now!" The next day I saw him/her in class and all he/she said was "hey". Such a confident texter.
Confident Texter by skipitybop March 16, 2011

confinement loaf 

Lit., A dish traditionally served to inmates or shipmates, rumored to contain saltpeter (potassium nitrate or sodium nitrate), a notorious suppressor of male libido; Figuratively, any unsaisfying answer, inadequate response, or chicken-shit explanation given by the powers-that-be to anyone subject to their authority.
"I tried to get a straight answer from the warden, but all he was dealin' was confinement loaf."

"I asked her ten times what was wrong, but all she'd serve me was confinement loaf."

"The reporters kept coming back to what Bush actually said, but all they could get from his press-secretary was confinement loaf."

confinement loaf by Dr. Warren James December 26, 2008

confident 7

The confident 7 is the last chick you can meet out at the bar. You are barely interested in her, nothing more than maybe a brief conversation and the intentions of having a one night stand. She however is confident and thinks that she is an 8 or 9, or even worse a 10. In this scenerio, she might blow you off, not give you any receptive attention, even though she really isn't worth the time.

To further explain, normally when out at the bar there are 7s, 8s, even sometimes 9s who have lower self-esteem. Not the confident 7. They are the worst. Sometimes you won't even be able to fully identify if she is indeed a confident 7 until you have put in your entire night's worth of gaming on her and at the end of the night when you are expecting sex, she might not even give you her number.
Mike: "Dude, what do you think of that girl at the bar? She's kinda cute right? I bet I could probably slam it tonight."
Tom: "Don't waste your time. I introduced myself to her and she blew me off. And she really isn't even that cute."
Mike: "The confident 7s are the worst!"
confident 7 by PDM1 August 15, 2010

overly confident beard guy 

a certain species of loser, with vast amounts of self confidence due to the follicles from his beard reaching into his brain and forcing him to act like a tosser.
person: oh hi how are you

overly confident beard guy:oh man like i was reading watchmen and combing my beard, surrounded by hot pussy, me me me me me oh did i mention im really cool zany and original! cali-forn-i- ay here i come!!!

person: oh right anyway im er going over here byeee.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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