Condom Cooch Share definition Flag The latex smell one's vagina takes on after having sex with a man using a condom. Guy: I didn't go down on her after we did it; she had condom cooch...and I hate the taste of that! Condom Cooch by Lazy A March 4, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Condom Cooch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch