by That guy in the dark alleyway November 18, 2019
To stay safe, use a condom.
by i am stupid 123 February 27, 2020
A rubber dick sock that saves lives. If not worn correctly, it can break and leave the girl pregnant.
A condom is a gamechanger. Put it on correctly and make sure it doesn't break, because it's the difference between having a baby or not.
by OHSHEETSOFPAPER June 8, 2020
Every Man's best friend.
Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.
Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.
by MVPMike April 25, 2019
Is this French or something
by riplacapone August 19, 2016
The rubber glove a man uses to cover his penis when he has sex with a partner. Mostly because he doesn't want kids or because he is cheating.
by LETTMEEATYOURPUSSYBITCH October 16, 2017
Homie: Yo, I heard you hooked up the Lily last night. Did you use a condom?
Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!
Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.
Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!
Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.
by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019