condescending bitch 

Person who believes you need their help and cannot succeed on your own. Person who believes they are superior to you and offers help when they dont even have anything.

I'll take care of you when I get rich and sell my music. Right now im living off my husbands money. Response: i have more money than you, you condescending bitch.

condescending bitch by flexas January 28, 2014

condescending ass bitch

someone who has the audacity to do the type of shit that people would beat her fucking ass for then acts like everyone doesn't tell her that and continues to act uppity and tells you that you're wrong. this person will do sooooo much annoying shit to you and 9/10 they live in a house with you. don't worry they're aren't really doing that well in anything really. sometimes she'll even be a fake ass bitch in public to and act like she doesn't do the shit that she does. and she'll lie so you better have your facts straight when you're telling a story.

*steals some shit from you then you find out but don't say shit then does some other stuid shit and whe you do something you have this convo* "why did you ________" "well you're always doing ______ to me" *and in your head you're thinking, "biiiiiiitch you did not just say that shit"*
"you are such a condescending ass bitch get the fuck up outta my face"

condescending ass bitch by imonlyonherewhenimannoyed May 7, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016