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Concrete Lake Incorporated 

A corporation dedicated to filling up Crystal Lake of Crystal Lake, IL with Concrete and calling it Concrete Lake. From there a NASCAR track will be built around the circumference and a trailer park will be erected within. The aproxomate ammunt of Concrete needed is 40 million dollars wich will be funded by several means.
Person A: Wanna go swimming in Crystal Lake.
Person B: Can't it's made of Concrete and is now called Concrete Lake. Produced by Concrete Lake Incorporated.
Person A: That ain't gonna stop me from trying
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