conching

When a person really desires something, e.g. food, drink, sleep, sex etc.

Not to be confused with kotching

Jack: I'm conching for some food
Tom: shall we go to KFC then?
Richard: yeah come on I'm conching too

Daniel: I'm conching for some pussy, it's been like 6 months now!

by Dale W. March 28, 2008

Conch

The place a males testicles tuck up into during certain acts to prevent from abuse.

I was banging this chick so hard, its a good thing my balls were up in my conch.

by Blipmeister December 17, 2009

conch

the slimy sliver of stinky skin on a womans pussy-boner

that is the grossest smelliest conch ive ever seen

by jhbfksbcbkhbfjhbv May 16, 2007

conch

Anything and everything, often people are offended by its over-usage

punch window trampoline bacardi

Mr. Mohr likes the conch.

by baCONCHi safe CONCH car May 8, 2006

conch

A repulsivly large pussy area in which is disfigured and is covered in lumpy green bumps in which, at this time, are unidentifiable. As stated by Emi Chow, "My girlfriend has a conch. It isn't the nicest thing to have for dinner."

"I think Erika may have a slight case of conch," stated Dr. Williams.

by hairy_ass_muahaha March 17, 2003

Conch

The female equivalent of the male gooch; the skin between the vagina and the anus.

Your Momma loves it when I'm eating conch!

by Phat Lüke July 11, 2008

conch

when 1 person fucks the other up the ass while also giving them head.

When Mike was about to blow his load, Jon decided to conch him so he could get Mike's jiz in his mouth.

by rire October 1, 2006