Conchairto 

A composition (always in wrestling form with one swift movement) in which the sound of two steel chairs hitting one wrestler's body (preferably a Hardy) stands out in bold relief against the discontent of the audience, so as to display its qualities or the performer's skill.

Jim Ross: Benoit's got a contusion in his arm, and Mah GOD King, those DAMN Edge and Christian monsters are not making it any better with the execution of that conchairto.

Conchairto by Christian's peeps March 16, 2009

Sloppy Concharto 

Similar to its counterpart the Sloppy Jalopy, the Sloppy Concharto involves both ejaculating into ones hand, and slapping a girl in the face. In this variation cum is blown into both of the man's hands as he proceeds to smack the girls face with both hands simultaneously across both sides of the face... similiar to playing the symbols in the marching band.

Wow, S-Money is a huge pimp, did u see him lay the Sloppy Concharto on that dirty latina maid?

Sloppy Concharto by S-Money December 28, 2005

conshirto

A play on the word concerto, it means a certain shirt you wear to every concert or live show of music

My plain black shirt is my conshirto

conshirto by Jerm Juice March 30, 2009

sphinkter concarto 

a farting or passing of gas

steve just conducted a sphinker concarto

sphinkter concarto by Regrebenellos Nehpets August 30, 2003

conshirto

A person who wears concert shirts all the time, for every occasion. "should be pronounced with an Italian accent, although, not absolutely necessary"

1."See that guy over there, he's the biggest conshirto I know. 2."I really like his 84 Van Halen shirt." 1." No way man, his Def Leppard T is the bomb." 2."Whatever!"

conshirto by Brown Mushroom October 25, 2009