A composition (always in wrestling form with one swift movement) in which the sound of two steel chairs hitting one wrestler's body (preferably a Hardy) stands out in bold relief against the discontent of the audience, so as to display its qualities or the performer's skill.
Jim Ross: Benoit's got a contusion in his arm, and Mah GOD King, those DAMN Edge and Christian monsters are not making it any better with the execution of that conchairto.
by Christian's peeps March 16, 2009
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by S-Money December 28, 2005
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A play on the word concerto, it means a certain shirt you wear to every concert or live show of music
My plain black shirt is my conshirto
by Jerm Juice March 30, 2009
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Get the sphinkter concarto mug.A person who wears concert shirts all the time, for every occasion. "should be pronounced with an Italian accent, although, not absolutely necessary"
1."See that guy over there, he's the biggest conshirto I know. 2."I really like his 84 Van Halen shirt." 1." No way man, his Def Leppard T is the bomb." 2."Whatever!"
by Brown Mushroom October 25, 2009
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