One who computes.
Bob: What is your occupation?

John: I'm a computer. I solve math problems.
by Punstar January 24, 2012
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An item of mystical power to which no human comprehends. Nothing will ever overpower the mystic god of modern life! It rules modern life just as much as a box of cookies rules a fat-asses life.
Holy shit, I just got a new Computer!
by CSF219 July 9, 2015
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An machine nobody understands it, ends up creating more trouble.
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Something parents dont understand, it is sexy has entertainment and shit, i fucked it because it has a usb slot...
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A device where you can watch pornos
I want to watch some porn on my computer
by Jose espanolahahaha October 22, 2017
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A way to look up things or watch movies or really anything
Can I borrow you computer to write a report
by DancePerson December 16, 2018
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