Computer

One who computes.

Bob: What is your occupation?

John: I'm a computer. I solve math problems.

by Punstar January 24, 2012

Computer

An item of mystical power to which no human comprehends. Nothing will ever overpower the mystic god of modern life! It rules modern life just as much as a box of cookies rules a fat-asses life.

Holy shit, I just got a new Computer!

by CSF219 July 9, 2015

Computer

The best invention man ever created.

"My computer is my LIFE"

by TheSlangKid February 28, 2015

Computer

An machine nobody understands it, ends up creating more trouble.

Fuck computers. Damn!!!!!

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 16, 2020

Computer

Something parents dont understand, it is sexy has entertainment and shit, i fucked it because it has a usb slot...

i fucked a computer

by Iamnotasmartassishoulddomyh/w May 15, 2016

Computer

A device where you can watch pornos

I want to watch some porn on my computer

by Jose espanolahahaha October 22, 2017

Computer

A way to look up things or watch movies or really anything

Can I borrow you computer to write a report

by DancePerson December 16, 2018