Compenschlong

The act of purchasing something really big in order to compensate for the size of your dick.

Jake: "I just bought a huge Dodge Ram!"
Dave: "Total compenschlong"

Zach: "That guy just bought a footlong hotdog. Total compenschlong."

Dan: "Check out my new 80" TV!"
Josh: "#compenschlonging"

by THEDUBS December 12, 2013