A woman of modest means who consistently has a partner(s) in jail and is known by many inmates for her willingness to put money in their commissary.
“ My dearest Commissary Queen,
All I need is the thought of you and a couple of bucks on my books.”
Sincerely,
Inmate 10069
(And she proceeds to dump her whole paycheck)
All I need is the thought of you and a couple of bucks on my books.”
Sincerely,
Inmate 10069
(And she proceeds to dump her whole paycheck)
by anonymous September 27, 2025
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