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Comme ma bite

Something to tell in response to someone who's describing something enormous. Works also with something awesome.

This expression has a French origin and means literally : "like my dick".
Phonetic spelling: /kɔm/ /ma/ /bit/
1. "Dude, look at this plane, it's enormous !"
"Yeah, comme ma bite."

2. "The party last night was awesome !"
"Comme ma bite."
Comme ma bite by Lecmaniac April 25, 2010
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Comme ma Bite

French literally "like my dick"

Used in lieu of that's what she said
Billy: Yesterday felt so long
Me: Comme ma Bite
Comme ma Bite by XmanABQ December 23, 2016
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026