Any person who is trying to hide their balding scalp with long strands of hair combed in one direction.
by Rick Swank August 11, 2005
When you titty fuck a girl with uneven breasts. You place your dick against the small one and wrap the larger one over your dick like a comb over. Also known as "The Donald". Named after Donald Trump.
Bro- I wonder what it would be like to titty fuck the girl that lost her boob to cancer...
Dude- You'd have to use her small boob for support and wrap the bigger one over your dick like a comb over!!
Dude- You'd have to use her small boob for support and wrap the bigger one over your dick like a comb over!!
by Kevy-D August 17, 2011
by Corey Holsapple December 17, 2003
This means you! David Simpson
by Leigh and Ben October 31, 2003
n., a rearrangement of surrounding hair to cover a bald spot as completely as possible. Usually accomplished by flattening strands of hair in widely-spaced parallel stripes across the afflicted region. Rarely successful, often calls attention to the follically-challenged zone in question.
John painstakingly arranged the twenty-four remaining hairs (down two from yesterday!) flat across his the center of his balding pate. He separated the strands for maximum coverage, then secured and shined them with a dab of Vitalis conditioner.
by Ari Stern December 20, 2003
n. A method of attempting to hide baldness by using the remaining hairs on one side of the head to comb over and cover the top of the head.
adj. An insult to one's intelligence
adj. An insult to one's intelligence
In anticipation for his blind date this evening, Bob creates a comb-over with his thinning hair in hopes that his companion will be oblivious to his male pattern baldness.
by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004
n. the covering of a balding area of the head with whatever hair is left, usually resulting in a highly unflattering hairdo and/or drawing direct attention to the balding spot itself. The suspect in question is usually a man of middling age who believes he is guarding a sacred secret.
Even Donald Trump sports the comb-over, the ugliest of hairdos, taking hair from any part of the head and using it to flap over the offending bald spot.
by Maryann P. July 15, 2006