Columbus Day 

The day that Columbus set foot in America.
If you think he didn't, you're a moron. Yes. he wasn't the first European to set foot in America, that was Leif Erikson. However, Leif didn't make monumental colonies spreading across the continent. This makes Columbus the third person not from America to step there -- first was Leif Erikson, then Mansa Musa's predecessor, then Columbus.

And no, this day doesn't celebrate the deaths of native Americans...
History fanatic, learn history.

Happy Columbus day, mate!
Happy Columbus day!

Columbus Day by Sylaswwww July 30, 2021

columbus day 

A holiday celebrated by Italians in all major US cities. In Denver, white liberals whine and fuss, claiming the celebration is racist and genocidal.

Very strangely, in San Francisco, the white liberals don't dare to interfere with the Italians.

Let's go march in the Columbus Day parade and offend a legion of white liberals!

columbus day by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

columbus day 

The day every school has school off, while our lady of lourdes has school in session. The day that a few students from our beloved Christopher Columbus high school gave us the priveledge of venerating their school idol by running through our lady of lourdes academy with nothing but a mask to cover their faces and little thongs to cover their pride.

I hope we see some guys streaking today. It is Columbus day.

columbus day by HotRed2434 May 27, 2006

columbus day 

The day that began the 300+ year genocide of Native Americans. A sad day for us.

40,000,000 Native Americans were killed from the 1500's to the mid 1900's.

columbus day by Ihsahn November 20, 2004

columbus day 

Another name would be Massacre Day. The day that supposedly marks the landing of Columbus(who is not the one who discovered America) and which in turn started Native American genocide by the English and Spanish.

Columbus landed on Columbus day and in a month had enlsaved and/or killed every Native on the island.

columbus day by Jerry November 30, 2003

columbus day 

"...is as crazy as hitler day"

Dude1- what yo doin' columbus day?
Dude2- If you heard i was celebratin' that's a world-wide LIE!

columbus day by Gwando November 9, 2003

Columbus Day 

Columbus Day and Indigenous people's day is the same day on a calendar. For the Indians, it's Fuck Columbus Day like every other day on the calendar.

Columbus certainly wasn't Santa Claus, so Columbus Day isn't anything like Christmas.

Columbus Day by The Original Agahnim October 7, 2021