Columbidaephobia, the fear that somewhere, somehow, a pigeon is watching your every move........ This phobia is most common for the ages 12-30.
symptoms: you are always paranoid, you lock your bedroom window and door so that it cannot watch you sleep. Every time you see a pigeon you scream and run. If a pigeon whacks into your office window you think it was a failed assassination attempt.......
symptoms: you are always paranoid, you lock your bedroom window and door so that it cannot watch you sleep. Every time you see a pigeon you scream and run. If a pigeon whacks into your office window you think it was a failed assassination attempt.......
mate #1: hey look at that Columbidaephobiac guy!
mate #2 watch this, PIGEON!
Columbidaephobia sufferer: ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!
mate #2 watch this, PIGEON!
Columbidaephobia sufferer: ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!
by man on a bus March 13, 2022