colquitt 

Colquitt is place in South Georgia, also known as the armpit of America, that is filled all kinds of deplorable things. The entire town is run by crooked people. It is a place where Sheriffs get locked up, school boards get fired, and teachers dance on poles. It is not advised to go live there because once you move there you will never get out. It is a place where everybody knows everybody and nobody can be trusted. It is a place where marriages do not last, gossip is gospel, cheating is normal, laws are broken and the police don't care. (As long as you have the right last name) If this sounds appealing to you, I am sure the locals will take you in, steal your wife, and give you the biggest water and tax bill you've ever seen. On the bright side, at least it isn't Donalsonville.

Pull for Colquitt or ...... uh no just pull out.

colquitt by TommyMcMuffins February 22, 2017

Colquitt 

The act of getting absolutely shit wrecked; sometimes against your better judgment.

We are getting absolutely colquitt tonight!

Colquitt by Gregfunny September 19, 2023

colquitt county 

A big ass county that has absoluetly nothing worthhile to fill it's dank space. It is primarly one large cotton and tobacco field that gives the county's Mexican population something to do once they have had their fill of pilage and plundering. Move here and you will regret it upon entering. Live here and lose all sense of morals.

I mistook Colquitt County for Mexico when driving through.

colquitt county by 2get2hell February 23, 2009

coquitting

When your friend is the funniest person ever and you don’t know how to tell them…

You are the most coquitting person

coquitting by Farfar.com January 19, 2024