Colonel Lingus 

N. A man who hides and constructs his work down in a bush or low brush. His work is tedious and usually unsanitary by means of odor. He lifts his head every so often to look for a satisfactory facial expression from his client and or onlookers.

Shhh, Colonel Lingus is deep in his work!

Colonel Lingus by L. Gooney January 18, 2006

Colonelingus 

The act of eating KFC so voraciously that you can't tell if they're eating it or going down on it.

Watching bruce go down on a double down is pure colonelingus.

Colonelingus by Dead launch February 6, 2021