The Colombian Air Conditioner is a term which refers to the sexual act in which two people spread their assholes, and press them against one another. Upon doing this, one of the participating parties flatulates into the other's spread anus. This will cause said member to burp the fart out. If one so desires to have the air cold, one could hold icecubes in their mouth. It is often used as a threat to those whom you dislike, or wish to engage in sexual intercourse with.
Tim: "Your a bitch."
John: "Shut up before I give you a Colombian Air Conditioner."
Jane: "Hi Jack"
Jack: "Hey babe do you want a Colombian Air Conditioner tonight?"
John: "Shut up before I give you a Colombian Air Conditioner."
Jane: "Hi Jack"
Jack: "Hey babe do you want a Colombian Air Conditioner tonight?"
by Botoraka October 23, 2017