College of Wooster

A surreal college that feels like it's not even real.

You're greeted with an alright campus with more trees than students, constant housing problems, high-school like drama, and general weird happenings like:

- Bats biting and attacking students
- Drive by BB gun shootings
- Drive by slurs
- ...okay the townies are just their own breed basically
- Drunk college students climbing student houses
- Henderson orgies
- The egregious idea of 'woo-wednesdays' in which students party on a wednesday night... every wednesday
- Everyone knowing everyone so secrets never last

And much much more!

Anon: "So where do you go to school kid?"
Student: "I go to the College of Wooster."
Anon: "What and where's that?"
Student: "Yes."

College of Wooster by The World of God Cat September 13, 2022

College of Wooster

The College of Wooster is a college (duh).
It has an awesome campus and most of the people are chill.
When downtown, the students like to play a game called "Fat or Pregnant" - it's a lot of fun.

The college is also is also referred to as the "C.O.W."

Coincidentally, the word Wooster has its own definition.

Dragon: "Over the summer, I hooked up with this girl from the college of Wooster."
You: "Oh, you mean a C.O.W.girl?"

College of Wooster by Jeremy aka Dragon December 13, 2007

College of Wooster

A small liberal arts college in Wooster, Ohio. Self defined by their slogan "independent minds, working together" and promoted by their Independent Study program. While academically it is ranked highly, this is artificially inflated and it is mediocre at best. It does, however, provide yearly one of the best Division III basketball teams in the country, while boasting the highest win percent record in all of NCAA Basketball for the last decade.

However, the governing body is narrow minded and fails to provide a liberal arts lifestyle. Nearing $50,000 yearly to attend (after tuition, books, further class expenses, 'group fines', etc...), it seems most of the money is wasted. Students under the drinking age of 21 often face serious academic and legal consequences. Among banned things include drinking games, forties, and the most dangerous threat of all, nerf guns. Security will not hesitate to call the local police department. Several members of the administration are actively trying to ban smoking (tobacco) from campus as well, smoking marijuana gets you sent to the local jail.

Rumor has it that one year the college was ranked the least attractive school in the country. Weekend activities include chasing after C.O.W.S. (College of Wooster Sluts), drinking and breaking 40's out of spite, hiding from security, staying in your place of residence to do illicit things safely (like firing your smuggled nerf gun, or playing beer pong), and leaving campus for freedom.

Common exchange between College of Wooster students...

Dan: Smash any COWS this weekend?

Kirk: Nah... Security looked in my window and saw me pre-gaming with a Four Loko, came in, took my nerf pistol, my pipe, and called the cops. You?

Dan: Went to a frat party but it got busted after an hour, you gotta see the J-board (judicial board)?

Kirk: Yup, Thursday, they even found a Playboy and are charging me with 'violating respect for self'...

College of Wooster by WooBall January 15, 2011

The College of Wooster 

A private Ohio liberal arts college known for its Independent Study program and isolated location in the midst of farms, Amish people, cows, and trees that make more money than the students due to an unusual tree endowment by one of the alumni.

Now that I have majored in Philosophy with a minor in Studio Art at the College of Wooster, I doubt I will be employable.

The College of Wooster by Digit Gidget March 6, 2009