1 definition by The World of God Cat
A surreal college that feels like it's not even real.
You're greeted with an alright campus with more trees than students, constant housing problems, high-school like drama, and general weird happenings like:
- Bats biting and attacking students
- Drive by BB gun shootings
- Drive by slurs
- ...okay the townies are just their own breed basically
- Drunk college students climbing student houses
- Henderson orgies
- The egregious idea of 'woo-wednesdays' in which students party on a wednesday night... every wednesday
- Everyone knowing everyone so secrets never last
And much much more!
You're greeted with an alright campus with more trees than students, constant housing problems, high-school like drama, and general weird happenings like:
- Bats biting and attacking students
- Drive by BB gun shootings
- Drive by slurs
- ...okay the townies are just their own breed basically
- Drunk college students climbing student houses
- Henderson orgies
- The egregious idea of 'woo-wednesdays' in which students party on a wednesday night... every wednesday
- Everyone knowing everyone so secrets never last
And much much more!
Anon: "So where do you go to school kid?"
Student: "I go to the College of Wooster."
Anon: "What and where's that?"
Student: "Yes."
Student: "I go to the College of Wooster."
Anon: "What and where's that?"
Student: "Yes."
by The World of God Cat September 13, 2022