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ColeJames 

To be able to do what ever one wants because this person is the sexist coolest person alive

One you don't fuck with unless you want to die a horriable paniful death by having your intestens ripped out then hung with them
Damn he is pretty ColeJames
ColeJames by Cole Houshower January 31, 2008

colemanesque 

Supreme confidence in strength of ones' argument. Total cynicism regarding the validity of alternative points of view. Blinding realism regarding the ability to progress in business based purely on ability to do chosen job well.
His destruction of our colleague in that meeting was quite colemanesque.
colemanesque by asinus asinum fricat November 30, 2004

CodeNameSmurf 

CodeNameSmurf is the most talented Celebrity, Comedian, Special Agent, and YouTuber, to set foot on all 8 planets. He can have any Smurfette he wants. Special Agent CodeNameSmurf of the P.O.M. (Protection of Mushrooms) has taken down some of the most notorious villains of all time, including the legendary Gargamel. This man embodies the true meaning of the word "Badass".
"CodeNameSmurf? That guy scares me"- Chuck Norris

colehateseverybody 

The best person ever💕💕
colehateseverybody is the best person in the world.
colehateseverybody by salemwindow December 16, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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