Cole Palmer 

Also known as Cold Palmer or C🧊ld Palmer. The GOAT english midfielder (apart from Lampard). Clear of that fraud Foden and the other fraud Pukayo Paka. Rival fans are obsessed with making "cole palmer without penalties" memes on tiktok. They just haters cause cole is cold

Person 1: Cole Palmer is trash without penalties
Person 2 (chelsea fan): You don't watch Chelsea do you?

Cole Palmer by MamaHuevoJoño February 13, 2024

Peter Cole Palmer Syndrome 

This is the condition of having extreme height but little or no motor skills. Most commonly found in white males approximately 6’ 4”. They will also try and convince you that Wyoming is a state. Be careful because this is a highly contagious disease. Do not allow to procreate!!

Goes to Wyoming and catches Peter Cole Palmer Syndrome .

Peter Cole Palmer Syndrome by Wyomingisdabest April 19, 2019