Cold roll 

The first time you've done something.

My hooker girlfriend always takes the garbage can to the street, but she was crunk, so I had to cold roll that sucka down the driveway myself. Never again, that's a dirty whores job.

Cold roll by Wormauminer June 17, 2016

cold roll 

When you throw a roll of toilet paper into the freezer before heading out to Chipotle or Taco Bell.

Bro I am bringing home a ten pound bag of Chalupas! You better toss a cold roll in before icing down the mountain dew.

cold roll by Michael Whalen September 21, 2016

Vietnamese cold roll 

A Vietnamese cold roll is when a Viet man dips his penis into cold fish sauce (nuoc mam) then puts his cold erect smelly penis into a girl to give her a Vietnamese experience.

Girl 1: Vietnamese guys are really bad at sex acts.

Girl 2: That's not true. A Viet guy gave me a Vietnamese cold roll and it felt so good!

Girl 1: Wow! I want a viet guy to give me a Vietnamese cold roll now!

Vietnamese cold roll by VietnameseGod August 13, 2014

Cold Comfort God Roll 

Something other than women that Crobe344 cannot get

Yo dude I just got the Cold Comfort God Roll
Crobe: Fuck you man...

Cold Comfort God Roll by AstralSync October 29, 2023

Cold Rolled 

When dancing in a club near to two people of a girthy build, that the pull is that strong you are pulled through the and come out the other side 2 Dimensional....You have been cold rolled.

This is in relation to the manufacturing process of cold rolling.

"watch were your dancing mate your about to be cold rolled between those behemoths!!"

Cold Rolled by webbadger April 7, 2015

Cold Roller

When someone dumps in a cooler at an overnight event, polluting the water with fecal molecules. Best when solid poop is used, as it will freeze and sometimes be mistaken as a cold beer when someone reaches in.

Similar to an Upper Decker, but exclusively used at festies and camping events.

"Blllleeghh I've been drinking those beers all night! BLLLLEEEGHHHH! Fucking Cold roller."

Cold Roller by CensoredLOL August 14, 2023