Cold roll

The first time you've done something.

My hooker girlfriend always takes the garbage can to the street, but she was crunk, so I had to cold roll that sucka down the driveway myself. Never again, that's a dirty whores job.

by Wormauminer June 18, 2016

Cold Rolled

When dancing in a club near to two people of a girthy build, that the pull is that strong you are pulled through the and come out the other side 2 Dimensional....You have been cold rolled.

This is in relation to the manufacturing process of cold rolling.

"watch were your dancing mate your about to be cold rolled between those behemoths!!"

by webbadger April 07, 2015

cold roll

When you throw a roll of toilet paper into the freezer before heading out to Chipotle or Taco Bell.

Bro I am bringing home a ten pound bag of Chalupas! You better toss a cold roll in before icing down the mountain dew.

by Michael Whalen February 10, 2016

Vietnamese cold roll

A Vietnamese cold roll is when a Viet man dips his penis into cold fish sauce (nuoc mam) then puts his cold erect smelly penis into a girl to give her a Vietnamese experience.

Girl 1: Vietnamese guys are really bad at sex acts.

Girl 2: That's not true. A Viet guy gave me a Vietnamese cold roll and it felt so good!

Girl 1: Wow! I want a viet guy to give me a Vietnamese cold roll now!

by VietnameseGod August 13, 2014

Cold Comfort God Roll

Something other than women that Crobe344 cannot get

Yo dude I just got the Cold Comfort God Roll
Crobe: Fuck you man...

by AstralSync October 29, 2023