1 definition by CensoredLOL

When someone dumps in a cooler at an overnight event, polluting the water with fecal molecules. Best when solid poop is used, as it will freeze and sometimes be mistaken as a cold beer when someone reaches in.

Similar to an Upper Decker, but exclusively used at festies and camping events.
"Blllleeghh I've been drinking those beers all night! BLLLLEEEGHHHH! Fucking Cold roller."
by CensoredLOL August 14, 2023
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