Cold dickings 

Someone that manages to turn any situation into an awkward situation by appearing extremely uncomfortable, making insulting comments while wishing they were at home playing WOW

He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.

Cold dickings by fanbake December 14, 2011

Cold dicking 

When you slap your flacid pen!s on her face.

I pulled out my Johnson and started smacking her in the face

"She's getting a real cold dicking"

Cold dicking by Hentai master April 20, 2018

cold dicking 

A situation in which you are forced to cold call hours on end without pay other than commission.

i was cold dicking so hard today.

cold dicking by Alizee<3er August 31, 2013