One of thee most easiest jobs ever created, yet somehow people get fired like
crazy. We sing, we make ice cream, and we sit around and do nothing.
Come here, and say something stupid, we'll make fun of you for a week.
We hate having customers, yet they
like coming here.
They ask us stupid questions. We give them stupid answers.
We don't care your ice cream is melting, so please don't tell us.
We could really careless if you like what you're eating, we just want to go home.
We don't sell half of the things you ask us for, and most of us are sick of hearing you idiots ask us about it.
Our boss is a jew bastard, who's not even jewish.
But is one of the most jewish people we've ever met.
Our manager is a child molster and
pedo.
Tell him your
cold, he'll turn the air lower.
Our assistant manager is also a
pedo and around the
clock pot
head.
Everyone else who works here might as well have an IQ of 5.
Except for a select few.
Overall we hate our job, but we do it anyway cause we need the
money.
And if you come in, we'll give you a fake smile here and there, but don't expect it all the time.
Welcome to Coldstone, you douche
bag.
Customer: "WHY IS MY ICE CREAM MELTING?!"
Us: "Because it's ice cream."
Customer: "Do you sell
coffee?"
Us: "What do you
think?"
Customer: "Why are you called Coldstone Creamery?"
Us: "I
don't know, I've been trying to figure out that since I've got a job here."
