Cold Bowl

When you sit on the toilet and realize the seat is still up.

Dude the other night i was busting for a dump but when i sat down i realized i cold bowled myself.

Cold Bowl by uncle nigel December 20, 2012

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Cold Bowl

Smoking weed in a convertible. The opposite of a Hot Box.

We rode around in Kathy’s mom’s Cabrio. We decided to cold bowl it so the upholstery wouldn’t smell. I froze my ass off and got ash in my eye.

Cold Bowl by Kasey Keo December 7, 2018

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coldbowl

a glass pipe used to smoke meth, or ice, aka the "cold"; a glass tube with a bulge at the closed off end, and a hole in the top of the bulge for air flow. ice (cold) is heated inside the bulge until it is melted, and rolled back and forth producing vapors of the drug and inhaled. also as in "to do a coldbowl"

"Man, if you scorch my coldbowl, I'll pop a knot on that noggin."

if that shard-whore hits my coldbowl, she knows what she gotta do....

coldbowl by coldbowl June 3, 2007

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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