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A magical cream that makes females attracted to the male erection. By using this product developed by Gandelf himself, one can experience similar results similar to that of the mythical Pussy Magnet. Results however tend to vary depending on the users height, weight, attractiveness, and of course erection size.
Not getting any?? Try Coitalot!! You'll be getting it on ALL NIGHT LONG!!
by flynyrdskynyrd January 18, 2012
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