Cognitive Metalogic

An area of metalogic and a subfield within infralogic that studies how human beings—individually and collectively—cognitively process, deploy, and respond to logical structures. Cognitive metalogic asks not just what logic is, but how actual human minds do logic: how we perceive logical relationships, how we generate inferences, how we recognize (or fail to recognize) fallacies, and how social contexts shape our logical judgments. It examines the gap between ideal logic (what perfectly rational agents would do) and real logic (what actual humans actually do), exploring how cognitive biases, social pressures, and psychological factors inflect logical practice. Cognitive metalogic is the psychology of logic—the study of logic as a lived human activity rather than an abstract formal system.

Example: "He couldn't understand why his perfectly valid syllogism convinced no one. Cognitive metalogic explains why: humans don't process logic in isolation—they process it through trust, emotion, and social identity, and his argument failed at all those levels."

Cognitive Metalogic by Abzugal March 16, 2026

Metabolical Cognition

The hypothesis that the most fundamental form of biological "knowing" and decision-making occurs at the metabolic level. Before a neuron ever fires, a cell is making "choices"—allocating resources, switching pathways, responding to signals—based on its metabolic state. This frames cognition not as a brain-first phenomenon, but as an evolved extension of the intelligent, adaptive problem-solving inherent in metabolism itself.

Example: "The slime mold solving a maze isn't thinking; it's exhibiting metabolical cognition. Its network of protoplasm shifts resources based on chemical gradients, effectively 'computing' the shortest path. It's a hungry, thinking goo that demonstrates intelligence is older than brains."

Metabolical Cognition by Dumu The Void January 30, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016