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Coffee Belly

The aching feeling in your stomach when you drink too much coffee, particularly without eating very much food.
Oh no, I shouldn't have drunk all of that coffee before breakfast, got myself some coffee belly now.
Coffee Belly by Angus Fern December 9, 2010

Coffee Belly

1. The sloshy, full feeling one gets from drinking too much coffee. Usually happens right before Lunch Time.

2. The lack of appetite due to said coffee consumption.
Kedo: "Hey Perry, It's 11:31, I'm starving. Let's go eat"
Perry: "I just finished a coffee, and I'm gonna wait until this Coffee Belly goes away"
Scott: "What the hell does that mean? You just made that up"
Perry: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It is LEGIT."
Coffee Belly by Perry27 August 18, 2008

coffeejellyadict 

they're mentally ill but it's ok because they have huge cock and balls
person 1: babe wake up coffeejellyadict just posted
person 2: im fucking your brother

Coffeejellyaddict 

The coolest account on Instagram
Totally not gay 100%
Mitski cult leader
Won't send feet pics, so don't even ask
Overall a way too lovable b\tch (bitch in a gender neutral way)
Omfg guys look coffeejellyaddict doesn't have only mitski songs on receptify 😨😨😨😨

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026