Coco Lopez 

When Mario Lopez molestes you by touching your coconuts.

"Man I was walking down the street the other day and got Coco Lopezed out of no where, damn."

Coco Lopez by Big E March 18, 2004

coco lopez 

1. A coconut cream juice, often sold in cans. The main ingredient in pina coladas.

2. A dirty sanchez, quickly followed by an angry pirate, or vice versa.

Coco Lopez has to be the best beverage known to man.
I gave her a big Coco Lopez.

coco lopez by Coco Lopez November 26, 2007