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Cockuum is short for Cock Vacuum. A Cockuum is a person who sucks Cock like a Vacuum cleaner.

John loves cock so much he sucks up every drop of cum like a vacuum. He's a cockuum.

cockuum by XTLMeth January 23, 2016

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Cock vacuum.

Another name for a person who likes the dick. Aka, sucking cock, a cock sucker.

"Quick being a cockuum."

cockuum by Invict0s January 25, 2016

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Cockumentary

n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:

Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings

Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries

A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.

Also known as a Cock Documentary

Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?

Cockumentary by VRH November 19, 2007

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cockumentum

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.

(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!

cockumentum by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004