The female version of a douchebag. It has been decided that one cannot refer to a female as a "douchebag", so the opposite and equal term "cockswab" must be used when describing a female with douche-like qualities.
Brittany looks like such a cockswab with her side ponytail and parka!
This ugly muffin-topped cockswab at the bar needs get her fucking ego in check! And HEY! Wasn't she wearing that same parka and side ponytail last time we saw her???
This ugly muffin-topped cockswab at the bar needs get her fucking ego in check! And HEY! Wasn't she wearing that same parka and side ponytail last time we saw her???
by The Baltimore Diction Society December 15, 2010
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Bill...last night i spunked my load .bob....what did you use for as a cockswab? Bill.....I used the pillowcase
by rottencock March 16, 2015
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by dirty sanchez July 01, 2003
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by the AntiSkank September 10, 2003
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by You Know Who It Is2 January 15, 2008
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when they test dudes for some STDs on dudes they shove a big q tip down their pee hole, hence the insult
by Alliecat July 01, 2005
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