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When youve just spunked yer load and need to wipe of excess off your bell end
Bill...last night i spunked my load .bob....what did you use for as a cockswab? Bill.....I used the pillowcase
by rottencock March 16, 2015
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The female version of a douchebag. It has been decided that one cannot refer to a female as a "douchebag", so the opposite and equal term "cockswab" must be used when describing a female with douche-like qualities.
Brittany looks like such a cockswab with her side ponytail and parka!

This ugly muffin-topped cockswab at the bar needs get her fucking ego in check! And HEY! Wasn't she wearing that same parka and side ponytail last time we saw her???
by The Baltimore Diction Society December 15, 2010
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The act of swabbing the cock against many household items and food stuffs to gain revenge.
Hector cock swabbed the Pal supervisor's chicken knees and pizza bagel.
by dirty sanchez July 01, 2003
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A crusty uncleaned penis that humms when the girl rolls back the foreskin
Damutt sufferes from severe cockswab
by the AntiSkank September 10, 2003
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when they test dudes for some STDs on dudes they shove a big q tip down their pee hole, hence the insult
"Joel is such an asshole. That cockswab ought to look in a mirror"
by Alliecat July 01, 2005
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To swab the inside of a vagina with your dick (or a dick)
Yo I just cockswabed ya girl
by Low ballet November 01, 2016
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