Celestine has been cockstocking all of those guys because she's worried she won't get Mateo.
Friend 1: Becky is totally cockstocking you! She really wants Hamilton!
Ben: It's cool. I'm bisexual so my dating pool is still very large.
Friend 1: Becky is totally cockstocking you! She really wants Hamilton!
Ben: It's cool. I'm bisexual so my dating pool is still very large.
by AddHamilton December 23, 2011
Get the Cockstock mug.(1) When you go through your phone and finna find some late night D somewhere between the hours of 1:30-5:30am.
(2) Going through old texts and dm’s from thirsty fuckbois to see who’s the least repulsive and good for a late night smash & dash.
(2) Going through old texts and dm’s from thirsty fuckbois to see who’s the least repulsive and good for a late night smash & dash.
“I totally caught Becky taking cockstock when she was Tindering at 2am.”
Becky said to Carol, “Can you please take cockstock and find me a Chad to bang?”
Becky said to Carol, “Can you please take cockstock and find me a Chad to bang?”
by Kfbetch July 21, 2018
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(1) When you ask your friend if she knows of a gentleman friend of hers whom may be down to “bang”. She’s taking cockstock for you.
(2) When go back through your old texts, Tinder matches, and DM’s trying to find someone down for a late night smash & dash sesh.
(2) When go back through your old texts, Tinder matches, and DM’s trying to find someone down for a late night smash & dash sesh.
“Hey Becky, can you take cockstock for me? I need to get laid, and all of my matches on Tinder suck.”
Carol said to Becky, “I’m tired of Chet and Bret, but they’re dtf, so you can add them to your cockstock stash.”
Carol said to Becky, “I’m tired of Chet and Bret, but they’re dtf, so you can add them to your cockstock stash.”
by Kfbetch July 22, 2018
Get the Cockstock mug.by demar77 March 31, 2008
Get the cockblocktopus mug.A small country (home) usually inhabited by a single father with his children living with him preventing the random hook-up or the ability to travel at will.
Friend: (12:00am call) I'm drunk and horny..come over
Dad: Sorry cant do it. I cant leave Cockblockistan
Dad: Sorry cant do it. I cant leave Cockblockistan
by King Needsome December 27, 2005
Get the Cockblockistan mug.The art and practice of cockblocking, generally in reference to intentional, rather than inadvertent, acts of cockblocking. However, this term can also be used to describe the tendencies of a person who possesses a certain oblivious demeanor that lends well to unintentional, albeit frequent, cockblocking activity.
This has to be at least the tenth time Stu has destroyed my chances. That guy's penchant for cockblockery knows no bounds.
by UncleShylock July 25, 2006
Get the cockblockery mug.The act of being a wingman for a friend. Assisting a friend with a male or female.
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The act of stealing ones partner or hopeful partner. The opposite of a wingman
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The act of stealing ones partner or hopeful partner. The opposite of a wingman
Man to friend: "Thanks for being a Cockstockton. That helped me land that."
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Man to friend: "Stop acting like a Cockstockton."
Derived from the former Utah Jazz player John Stockton who was known for his record setting amount of both steals and assists.
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Man to friend: "Stop acting like a Cockstockton."
Derived from the former Utah Jazz player John Stockton who was known for his record setting amount of both steals and assists.
by matty new January 24, 2009
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