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Cock turbin 

Cock turbin by Jeff gilooly 1993 December 23, 2017
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Cock Turban 

Where a man wraps toilet paper around the head of his penis after he masturbates so he won't get splooge on his undees.
Dude, next time you jack off wear a Cock Turban when you're done. I can totally see splooge on your boxers.

Cock Turban 

When a guy fucks a girl who is on her period and her bloody tampon sticks to the head of his dick. In turn making it look like he has a turban on his cock.
"Last night I fucked that girl from the bar. Long story short I didn't know she was on the rag and she had accidentally left her tampon in her pussy. The next thing I know I pull my dick out and the tampon is stuck to my dick, like a fucking Cock Turban."
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