Cock mullett 

When you shave your junk, short up top long on the balls.

Boy one: touch my cock Mullett
Boy 2: I love me a cock mullett.

Cock mullett by Cockmonkey2 September 16, 2011

cock mullet 

A bad weiner hair cut; manscaping gone wrong

That guy had a sweet cock mullet. Business in the front party in the back.

cock mullet by TheBiggestBlackest February 2, 2014

Cock smoking mullet 

A person or persons who choose not to be affiliated the Facebook group known as Pipe Dreamz

Jacob thought the group was lame and chose to leave the group like a cock smoking mullet.

Cock smoking mullet by Reltubhcaz1977 June 11, 2020