Cock bear

Part rooster part bear. Not to be confused with care bears. Part cocky like a fighting rooster and yet lovable like a teddy bear. Description of a cocky but lovable beau.

That young man reminds me of a cock bear. He is lovable but feisty.

Cock bear by Madame Breaux psychic September 28, 2020

Bear Cock 

essentially a giant penis

DickHead1: you're a wizard harry
Dickhead2: No I'm not ill shove my bear cock in your ass in split you in two

Bear Cock by G Eazy November 28, 2013

colder than a polar bear's cock 

when it's so cold you don't know what to do with yourself.

Jack: Wowsers it's frigid as hell up in these peaks.

Daniel: I know, right. It's fucking colder than a polar bear's cock, that's for sure.

colder than a polar bear's cock by nuclear jope December 14, 2009

cock beard 

1. an undesirable person with a beard.

yo, fuck off you cock beard.

cock beard by nwp2 February 2, 2006

cock bearer 

Normally the cock bearer appears perfectly plain and featureless, but when heated between the legs of a fiery female it becomes apparent that the cock was underestimated. Between the females legs a fiery uncontainable eruption happens. A drawing of the eruption appears in Book I, Chapter 2 of The Ordinary Life, "The Bearer of the cock has been born". Another inscription appears in Book II, Chapter 6, "The Council of Bearers", where an inscription is read by Hansel

Awsh hazg durlatalûm, asz hamg gitbamul, asz hazg dhrakutumûk, agz buhzan-ashi khampatul.

Cock Bearer inscription:

These words, in the Hammoth Speech of Shriek, are physically painful to women, and all other females who hear them. The inscription uses the Pastu Characters (Farsi) because all forms of writing Hansel describes at that time were invented by the men of old age.

Roughly translated, they mean:
"One cock to rule them all, One cock to find them; One cock to bring them all
and in the darkn-puss bind them."

The entire poem reads:

“ Three cocks for the Motherless-queens under the sky,
Seven for the Slut-lords in their halls of breasts,
Nine for Mortal women doomed to fuck,
One for the Dark mistress on her dark puss
In the Land of ‘Merica where the pussy lie.
One cock to rule them all, One cock to find them,
One cock to bring them all and in the dark-puss bind them
In the Land of ‘Merica where the pussy lie."

More to in "Example"

President Thomas Jefferson first learned of the cock bearers when he read the account that Theodore of what is now modern day Afghanistan had written before marching north to his death and the loss of his cock. When Theodore had cut the breast from Cleopathras chest, it was burning hot, and so Theodore was able to transcribe the inscription about the cock bearers before it faded.

Common day uses:

“Here ye here ye, the cock bearer approaches!”
“Ah, the bearer of the cock has arrived! Let all men have a fuck.”

cock bearer by dhnismle June 21, 2014

beard cock 

The point at which the cock is so covered by hair you begin fucking with your pubes instead of your cock

I will rupture your anus with my massive beard cock you chubby coon.

beard cock by beard cock July 25, 2017

Bearded Cock Snare 

When you have a hairy dick and have to pee

“Max informed Matthew of how he has to go make a bearded cock snare into the toilet”

Bearded Cock Snare by MattBoiah December 3, 2020