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cock waffle 

A “cock waffle” has at two (or more) definitions.

A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. Cock waffle is an example of foul language where the word “waffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.

OR
B) A waffle in the shape of a cock.
A) I had almost finished when my cock waffle of a computer suddenly turned itself off.

B) “I love u cockwaffle”.
cock waffle by too-many-grouchy-people September 30, 2007

Cock waffle 

The way you call someone who is such a fucking whore who gets krabbs
Jacob bagget is a fucking cock waffle.
Cock waffle by That waffle June 5, 2018

Cock Waffler 

An insult used to describe someone who is being a bit of a dick. Literally means "cock eater".
That guy just walked into me, what a cock waffler.
Cock Waffler by PixelatedBritish November 16, 2013

Cock waffle 

Being a fan of a very disliked team.
Bob: Aye, mate. George is a fan of the St. Louis Blues.

Jack: Oh, what a cock waffle that George is.
Cock waffle by Waffles4lyfe April 28, 2019

Office Cock Waffle 

A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.
Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!

Dicknose Cock Waffle 

When a cock penetrates so far down thru the throat that it comes out the nose while getting slapped by a waffle.
I was taking a shit and my buddies hiding in the bathtub hit me with a dicknose cock waffle.
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