Cock Sword

The action of using your cock as a sword.

Man1: I will stab thee with my cock sword!

Man2: Oh, lord no!

Cock Sword by Guy in the ATM line June 6, 2007

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1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.

"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."

shirt cock sword fighting by Snifner October 9, 2006

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Cock Swords

When two or more males get erections, pull their pants down and whack each other with them. The first male to lose their erection wins because he is the least gay.

Troy McLure and Ben Stiller were sitting around Ben's basement bored one day. They both realized they had boners, so they pulled their pants down for a game of Cock Swords. Ben lost his boner before Troy did and Ben was declared less gay than Troy.

Cock Swords by Cock Sword Champ March 5, 2010