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cock slapped 

Being directly hit in or around the face repeatedly by a dick.
Guy1-Dude are you still with your girlfriend?

Guy2- No she left me after I cock slapped the beyatch
cock slapped by Porchdik2016 October 4, 2016
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Cock Slapped 

When a girl is incredibly infatuated with a guy and will do anything for him despite him not being interested. This phenomenon is quite similar to being pussy whipped or being a simp.
Tom: "Hey Ashley, can I borrow $12,000?"
Ashley: "Sure Tom, anything for you."
Dave: "Dang bro, she Cock Slapped for real!!!"
Cock Slapped by MRTY-2002 October 5, 2020

Cock Slapped 

1) The act of taking ones penis and "slapping" it across the victims face. If done correctly, a cock imprint will be left on the face of the woman (I Hope) or man (Fucking Fags)

also: cock slappestry
Dude! I totally cock slapped that whore in the face after I burned here thighs with a crack pipe!
Cock Slapped by Kaaos January 11, 2005

Cock-slapped 

The female equivalent to being “pussy-whipped”. When a lady is down bad, head over heels, for someone.
Lady #1: “He’s beyond handsome. Smart, funny, gorgeous, caring — the whole package.”

Lady #2: “Sounds like you’re pretty cock-slapped for him.”

Obama cock slapper Arby noodle 

When your in the middle of fucking your girl, and then you call the White House and have Obama flown in on a helicopter. When he arrives, he slaps your girl with his BBC so many times that she gets knocked the fuck out. You then force feed your unconscious girlfriend noodles, and then leave her in the closest Arby’s bathroom
So how was your date?
Good, I pulled a fat Obama Cock Slapper Arby Noodle
*aggressively shits pants*

cock slapper 

some one who likes to pin people down and make them feel the raff of their penis(also known as a schlong), they use a slightly hard swinging moshion like a whip to like a not very nice red mark, then the cock slappers tradition is to tell every one and then do it again for the hell of it
are you a cock slapper mr?
its the cock slapper of the day
is that the red mark of a cock slapper
cock slapper by glennnn elliott August 2, 2006

cock slapper 

some one who likes to pin people down and make them feel the raff of their penis(also known as a schlong), they use a slightly hard swinging moshion like a whip to like a not very nice red mark, then the cock slappers tradition is to tell every one and then do it again for the hell of it
is that a cock slapper mark upon your face
are you a cock slapper mr?
its the cock slapper of the month
cock slapper by glennnn elliott August 3, 2006
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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