Definitions by MRTY-2002

Mike 

The term given to a miserable, shell of a man that is dating or married to a Karen. (see simp)

Carl: "So, yeah... Karen made me get rid of the Porsche and get a mini van."
Andy: "Congrats on the new kid!!"
Carl: "She's not pregnant."
Andy: "...Mike"

Mike by MRTY-2002 October 6, 2020

Cock Slapped 

When a girl is incredibly infatuated with a guy and will do anything for him despite him not being interested. This phenomenon is quite similar to being pussy whipped or being a simp.

Tom: "Hey Ashley, can I borrow $12,000?"
Ashley: "Sure Tom, anything for you."
Dave: "Dang bro, she Cock Slapped for real!!!"

Cock Slapped by MRTY-2002 October 5, 2020