Cock Robbed

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When a little dick sells himself as a big dick... you are left feeling dissatisfied and alone and with a smaller wallet.

Jenny: "I danced with that guy at the club all night, he could really move man, but when he finally put it in me.... oh, shit, i was cock robbed!"

Cock Robbed by Pink Tits February 15, 2010

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Cock Robbed

When taking a shot in foosball and the other player just gets back to his goalie and absolutley stones the shit out of you

MAN1:*Shoots the ball*
MAN2:*clears it off the goal line*
MAN1:AHHH I JUST GOT COCK ROBBED
MAN2:YA BITCH

Cock Robbed by Cwaterton12 June 23, 2008

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cock robber

A female cock-blocker. This female blocks access to a cock by intercepting and stealing the cock that is already being pursued by another girl.

I was totally going to get with Rick, but that cock robber Jewels stole him! That bitch.

cock robber by ValSamNick April 25, 2011

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Cock-Robber

A person who not only cock-blocks you completely, but also steals the action that you may have gotten.

I was hitting on this chick at the bar, right? But some guy with a motorcycle showed up and she left with him after he got her drunk, he was a total Cock-Robber.

Cock-Robber by FeedYourMommaRight October 21, 2010

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cock robber

a cock robber is a girl who steals your guy before or after you're done with him, also a skank.

i really thought we were gonna get it in then that cock robber bitch stole him, wtf???

cock robber by sohighicaneatastar January 7, 2011

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Cockrobbed

Tall guy who’s cock is 6” or less

I thought Patrick Downs would have a huge cock but it’s not even 5”, he was definitely cockrobbed!

Cockrobbed by Dustineverit November 4, 2019

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Cockrobber

One who steals penises.

That cockrobber! I hope my insurance will pay for my new penis.

The cockrobber stole the man's penis while he was watching "Friends."

God! Pete is whipped! His girlfriend is a real cockrobber...figuratively!

Cockrobber by The Charles October 28, 2003

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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