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Cock Robbed 

When taking a shot in foosball and the other player just gets back to his goalie and absolutley stones the shit out of you
MAN1:*Shoots the ball*
MAN2:*clears it off the goal line*
MAN1:AHHH I JUST GOT COCK ROBBED
MAN2:YA BITCH
Cock Robbed by Cwaterton12 June 23, 2008

cock robber 

A female cock-blocker. This female blocks access to a cock by intercepting and stealing the cock that is already being pursued by another girl.
I was totally going to get with Rick, but that cock robber Jewels stole him! That bitch.
cock robber by ValSamNick April 25, 2011

Cock-Robber 

A person who not only cock-blocks you completely, but also steals the action that you may have gotten.
I was hitting on this chick at the bar, right? But some guy with a motorcycle showed up and she left with him after he got her drunk, he was a total Cock-Robber.
Cock-Robber by FeedYourMommaRight October 21, 2010

cock robber 

a cock robber is a girl who steals your guy before or after you're done with him, also a skank.
i really thought we were gonna get it in then that cock robber bitch stole him, wtf???
cock robber by sohighicaneatastar January 7, 2011

Cockrobbed 

Tall guy who’s cock is 6” or less
I thought Patrick Downs would have a huge cock but it’s not even 5”, he was definitely cockrobbed!
Cockrobbed by Dustineverit November 4, 2019

Cockrobber 

That cockrobber! I hope my insurance will pay for my new penis.

The cockrobber stole the man's penis while he was watching "Friends."

God! Pete is whipped! His girlfriend is a real cockrobber...figuratively!
Cockrobber by The Charles October 28, 2003