Cock Robbed

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When a little dick sells himself as a big dick... you are left feeling dissatisfied and alone and with a smaller wallet.

Jenny: "I danced with that guy at the club all night, he could really move man, but when he finally put it in me.... oh, shit, i was cock robbed!"

Cock Robbed by Pink Tits February 15, 2010

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Cock Robbed

When taking a shot in foosball and the other player just gets back to his goalie and absolutley stones the shit out of you

MAN1:*Shoots the ball*
MAN2:*clears it off the goal line*
MAN1:AHHH I JUST GOT COCK ROBBED
MAN2:YA BITCH

Cock Robbed by Cwaterton12 June 23, 2008

Related Words

Cock Robbed • Cockrobber • Cock Mobbed • cock • cock block • cock blocker • Cock and Ball Torture • cock tease • cock knocker • cock jockey

cock robber

A female cock-blocker. This female blocks access to a cock by intercepting and stealing the cock that is already being pursued by another girl.

I was totally going to get with Rick, but that cock robber Jewels stole him! That bitch.

cock robber by ValSamNick April 25, 2011

Cock-Robber

A person who not only cock-blocks you completely, but also steals the action that you may have gotten.

I was hitting on this chick at the bar, right? But some guy with a motorcycle showed up and she left with him after he got her drunk, he was a total Cock-Robber.

Cock-Robber by FeedYourMommaRight October 21, 2010

cock robber

a cock robber is a girl who steals your guy before or after you're done with him, also a skank.

i really thought we were gonna get it in then that cock robber bitch stole him, wtf???

cock robber by sohighicaneatastar January 7, 2011

Cockrobbed

Tall guy who’s cock is 6” or less

I thought Patrick Downs would have a huge cock but it’s not even 5”, he was definitely cockrobbed!

Cockrobbed by Dustineverit November 4, 2019

Cockrobber

One who steals penises.

That cockrobber! I hope my insurance will pay for my new penis.

The cockrobber stole the man's penis while he was watching "Friends."

God! Pete is whipped! His girlfriend is a real cockrobber...figuratively!

Cockrobber by The Charles October 28, 2003

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026