A cock race happens when one semi truck tries to take over another on a two lane highway, and inadvertently holds up traffic due to both drivers wanting to be in the front, and both drivers driving at basically the same speed. A cock race can take anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, and if ever experienced, can be one of the more frustrating things about a long drive.
Friend 1: "Hurry the f*ck up man, I gotta shit my asshole out!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"
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