Cock Racing 

A cock race happens when one semi truck tries to take over another on a two lane highway, and inadvertently holds up traffic due to both drivers wanting to be in the front, and both drivers driving at basically the same speed. A cock race can take anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, and if ever experienced, can be one of the more frustrating things about a long drive.

Friend 1: "Hurry the f*ck up man, I gotta shit my asshole out!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"

Cock Racing by kkbb May 12, 2020

national cock rating day

The day where all cocks are rated by their gurth, toughness, length and strength. National Cock Rating Day is on the 15th of May.

C'mon dude just show your friends, it is National Cock Rating day after all!

national cock rating day by Tyler, The Destroyer May 14, 2020

raging cock monger

A person who gargles more cock than they do mouth wash

Lala,your such a raging cock monger

raging cock monger by I am Rex August 10, 2009

raging cock 

1. A penis that is so erect,veiny, and powerful looking, that it can be said that it is "raging" or very angry.

2. An angry rooster (male chicken.)

After taking a double dose of viagra, the man was admited into the hospital with a case of raging cock.

raging cock by Argonak August 14, 2008

Raging Cock Path 

Furious and uncontrollably violent outburst usually associated with grounds staff or other related professions.

And so Onions went on a raging cock path.

Shitting hell, that kid has been on a raging cock path ever since that Mumpkin Head layed some pipe on his baby sister.

Raging Cock Path by rak-takahh June 8, 2004

Raging Cock 

My MEAT all over the place! An unstoppable penis.

Yeah you wont be saying that with my raging cock in your mouth!

Raging Cock by Ultimate Beast TWINS! Parties that never end! March 18, 2004