Cock Knot
It is the dried sliver on cum that is left on the inside of the urethra after not washing after sex. This may result in pain or may just be bothersome. This can refer to a person who is being annoying/bothersome.
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Cock knot
A genuine Fuckstick you work with who thinks he knows everything but truly doesn’t, like not even close. Lacks basic experience and knowledge but tends to boast otherwise to make himself appear more valuable to a company. In truth, the Fuckstick costs the company much more than he’s worth. Simply put, a Cock Knot.
Cock-Knot
Noun: The inability to ejaculate or urinate through the male sexual organ, the penis.
This happens because your dick is broken.
Noun: Someone who's appearance displeases you greatly, thus, removing the penile state of erection.
This happens because your dick is broken.
Noun: Someone who's appearance displeases you greatly, thus, removing the penile state of erection.
Cock-Knot by Flavoured Wild Jesus July 2, 2003
Mongolian Cock Knot
Saw these guys having quite the Mongolian Cock Knot on the steps of the White house lawn the other day.
Mongolian Cock Knot by FunterTundle February 14, 2023
Cock Knotting
When you and your homies get together and are all feeling a little fruity so you decide to tie your dicks together in one big knot.
Cock Knotting by TYL3R November 16, 2017
Cock-Knotted
The engorged tip of the K-9's phallus that sometimes manifests while engaged in coitus. It often causes dogs to be stuck together until swelling subsides.
Cock-Knotted by ShiftAltNumlock December 4, 2025
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