Cock Insert

The opposite of a Cock Block. This person helps their friend(s) get it in; to get the process of inserting the cock moving.

Andrew: "Dude, thanks for hooking me up with Elizabeth."
Nick: "Yeahh Becca, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have gotten laid last night!"
Becca: "No problem guys. Cock Insert here to help."
Both guys: "Best Cock Insert EVER!"

by abeccap March 4, 2011

Better Insert The Cock Here

B.I.T.C.H - A phrase you say to or about a woman who's stuck up, full of herself, or just plain pissy and bitchy. Pick an orifice, any orifice and insert cock. She apparently needs it. It also refers to a woman who's so dumb as to serve no other purpose except as a receptacle for a man.

Cynthia: "You're such an asshole, Dan! Why do I even talk to you!? I could do so much better even on my worst day. Get lost, loser!"
Dan: "Better insert the cock here."

Caitlin Upton: "I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps... everywhere like such as..."
Me: "Beter Insert The Cock Here..."

by pleasureboy1 December 17, 2008