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Cock Garden

When a man with small genitals trims his pubic hair only somewhat in attempt to make the genitals appear larger. The result is the complete opposite and the genitals appear to blend in with the bush like a stalk of corn in a garden full of corn.
Billy was so proud to show us how he trimmed his bush so his dick would look bigger. We didn't have the heart to tell him he created a cock garden
by tac trash June 20, 2008
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Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one
Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock
by Nut funny man January 30, 2023
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