Cock Garden

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When a man with small genitals trims his pubic hair only somewhat in attempt to make the genitals appear larger. The result is the complete opposite and the genitals appear to blend in with the bush like a stalk of corn in a garden full of corn.

Billy was so proud to show us how he trimmed his bush so his dick would look bigger. We didn't have the heart to tell him he created a cock garden

Cock Garden by tac trash June 20, 2008

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Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one

Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock

Garden hose cock by Nut funny man January 30, 2023

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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