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Cock Flogging 

The punishing of somebody by beating them excessivley and forcefully with your cock
I saw Jim Cock Flogging Jane in the closet last night
Cock Flogging by Beachedwhale59 April 24, 2011
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cock flogging 

the act of slapping your cock on a womens back or ass until it is raw!
i cock flogged her until she was red in the ass

i gave my girlfriend a setion of cock flogging

Cock Flogging 

To slap a girl across the face or ass with your cock until she responds.
I was cock flogging that girl hard across the face with my dick until she opened up her mouth to me.
I saw this crazy guy cock flogging the hell out of his girls ass until she had sex with him
Cock Flogging by CockFlogger June 23, 2009

Cock Frogging 

A swingers party game that requires 1 cock frog (slutty femme fatale) and 5 or more men, to be lined up laying on their backs with full mongrels while said cock frog bounces from shaft to shaft. Somewhat like the old fashioned game of leap frog.
I bet Gav will love to be a lily pad at tonight's cock frogging party.
Man: Doc, i think I've broken my dick
Doctor: Have you been cock frogging again Sir?
Cock Frogging by robins hood March 5, 2021

Cockfrogging

The action of "Dicking Down" the mother of one of your virgin acquaintances while making them watch and giving them direct eye contact along with some pointers.
Prowl sat there for 6 straight hours watching, as Giants was cockfrogging his mom with his smeat.
Cockfrogging by Lolfuckyoudude April 26, 2020

cockblogging 

A popular trend among adult bloggers (Cockblogging Wednesdays). Involves posting blog entries with pictures of erect or non-erect penises (cocks) either the author's own, a lover's, submissions from readers, or images pulled from the web.
cockblogging wednesdays at The S Spot and Overworked & UnderF*cked.
cockblogging by ShayS April 9, 2006

cockblogging 

"JKREW was constantly cockblogging and no one believed him"
cockblogging by k8 February 4, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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